Introducing.... Big Red.:)
I was rummaging around our basement when I found one of those big five gallon bucket paint stirring sticks that was left over from painting our house. Idea! I cut it down some in the length and sanded the edges till they were nice and smooth ( ass splinters would be very bad ) and painted it red. I figured might as well go with the same color my ass was going to be. :)
Now here is the thing, not once while I was working on this little project did it pop into my mind how messed up it was that I was making something for Him to use against me. Oh no, that little gem didn't surface until I ended up with a bruise the size of a half dollar on my ass.
Sense of self preservation - gone.
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ReplyDeleteCrap Crap. Stupid freaking phone! Sorry FA, my fat fingers deleted your comment by accident.
ReplyDeleteI so thought about getting a spoon until I read your post, maybe ill just let Him bring that one up on His own.
Paint stirrers are a favorite of many - yes, I laugh regularly at the way I ask to be spanked. I need it, for real.
ReplyDeleteI usually get so shy when I ask for them (I do love projects though) but lately I haven't had to ask. He has been picking up on my cues that I'm stressed, being playful, being bad :), or whatever the reason might be. Lol
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